Lilly Allen- Everyone’s At It
man flower
expect the worst so that you are never disappointed.
i have those shortsshit, i knew i should have bought those shorts when i saw them last week =/
oh hai Rachel Lynch
Oh hai girl from Lookbook that Emily knows.
i have those shorts fuckkkerrrs
i secretly watch you because you excite me.
If you’re skinny, people will call you anorexic. If you’re intelligent, people will call you a smartass. If you are pretty, people will call you fake. No matter what, people will always find something wrong with you. The trick? Just don’t give a fuck.
Money is the Root of all evil.
Life Goes On: cross out what you've done.
Graduated High School.
Kissed someone.
Smoked cigarettes.Got so drunk you passed out.
Rode every ride at an amusement park.Collected something really stupid.
Gone to a rock concert.
Helped someone.
Gone fishing.
Watched four movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time with out sleep.
Lied to someone.Snorted cocaine.
Failed a class.
Smoked weed.Dealt drugs.
Taken a college level course.
Been in a car accident.Been in a tornado.
Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
Watched someone die.
Been to a funeral.
Burned yourself.Ran a marathon.
Your parents got divorced.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Spent over $200 in one day.
Flown on a plane.Cheated on someone.
Been cheated on.
Gone skiing.Been sailing.
Cut yourself.
Had a best friend.Lost someone you loved.
Shoplifted something.Been to jail.
Had detention.
Skipped school.
Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.Stolen books from the library.
Gone to a different country.Dropped out of school.
Been in a mental hospital.
Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
Had an online diary.Fired a gun.
Gambled in a casino.
Had a yard sale.
And a lemonade stand.
Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
Been in a school play.Been fired from a job.
Taken a lie detector test.
Swam with dolphins.
Gone to sea world.
Attempted suicide.
Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
Written poetry.Read more than 20 books a year.
Gone to Europe.Loved someone you couldn’t have.
Wondered about your sexuality.
Used a coloring book over age 12.
Had surgery.
Had stitches.
Taken a taxi.Seen the Washington Monument.
Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.Overdosed.
Had a drug or alcohol problem.
Been in a fist fight.
Suffered any form of abuse.
Had a hamster.
Petted a wild animal.
Used a credit card.Gone surfing in Hawaii.
Did “spirit day” at school.
Dyed your hair.Got a tattoo.
Had something pierced.Got straight A’s.
Been on the Honor Roll.
Known someone with HIV or AIDS.
Taken pictures with a webcam.
Started a fire.Had a party while your parents weren’t home.
Gotten caught having a party while they were gone.
(via fuckyeahhlove)

